1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. sirius1902

    sirius1902 Porn Star

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    What surprises people the most about me is that I can fix anything. From tvs, computers, appliances, homes, cars, boats.... I've earned the title of Mr. Fixit/MacGyver

    Not sure where I gained this ability but I love to take broken things a part to find out why it broke.
     
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    In business, there are many people I spoke with over the phone for years but never met. When I did eventually meet some of them, they were surprised to find that I’m not an 80-year-old cigar smoker named Morty, who wears brown polyester pants with a cardigan and a pork pie hat.
     
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    My love of political authoritarianism and Raspberry ice cream is roughly 50/50.
     
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  4. Loveeatingass

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    I'm always surprising females. It normally goes like this “Wow, you're a grower” LMFAO.
     
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  5. SoloKim

    SoloKim Porn Star

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    That I can sometimes be a very nice person...
     
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  6. yoursweetsecret

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    The first surprise is usually that I swear like a sailor.
     
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      I love women who swear in bed too lol.
       
      Loveeatingass, Dec 28, 2023
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    Finding out I grew over 8in. in 4 months when I hit puberty...it hurt!
     
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      I guess it matters where the 8" grew........
       
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      ;) LOL Evenly distributed to proportion!
       
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  8. Outsyd

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    I'm an amputee
     
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      Which one did you have chopped off?
       
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    UVmonkayX Porn Star

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    I swear, I'm sarcastic, I have the sense of humour of a child and yet I'm a leading expert in my field of engineering and I have a fine arts degree.
     
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    What surprises people the most is my career choice.
     
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  11. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

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    People in the real world are surprised that I'm not actually a lion :)
     
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  12. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    When I was still working, my bosses were surprised how competent I was... and as a result I ended up doing four other incompetent people's work, which meant spending an inordinate amount of time at the plant trying to balance or fix four other people's screw ups. But, if I made an error, I was called out for it for eternity, unlike my incompetent co-workers who happily went home after eight hours. Boy, were they screwed when I left.:)
     
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  13. Second Wave

    Second Wave Sex Machine

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    How antithetical my political stance is in relation to where I live.
     
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  14. Fateme

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    I look like a strict Muslim woman on the outside, but I have had sex with both men and women.
     
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